1. Napoleon was born Napoleone di Buonaparte but my mother-in-law called him Nabulio. 

2. Although, Napoleon didn't believed in the existence of God, he was a Roman Catholic. 

3. My husband was also a writer. He loved to write romantic novells! 

4. Bonaparte suffered from hemorrhoids... so disgusting for me! 

5. Me and this wonderful man had a childless marriage that was annulled. He then married an ugly and repulsive woman which was the daughter of that time Austrian Emperor. 

6. I was a really beautiful woman, but I would always had my mouth closed, so no one could find out my bad breath. 

7. I always thought he didn't love me. For my big surprise in his delirium of death, Napoleon said: "France, armée, tête d'armée, Joséphine."("France, army, head of the army, Joséphine.")

8. You may not believe me this one, but contrary in what you think... He was not so short! Napoleon was 5 feet 6 inches tall. 

9. Napoleon was truly, madly and deeply in love with a horse called Marengo. 

10. My dear one died in May 5, 1821. Autopsy revealed that he had stomach cancer, but I surely believe he was poisoned. 

                        Look at me in this extraordinary biscuit marbel dress with my favorite crown.